people used to make genuine posts imploring and begging tumblr users not to vote for Deez Nuts for president
to me big smiles are so synonymous with horror that fails to be scary that i think if you put me in a creepy room saw-style with a blood splattered smiley face on the wall i would calm down a bit. because it indicates a person trying too hard to be sickos and scary. it's a bit of a cutiepie trait. but if it was a blood splattered frowny face i'd get scared because then i know they mean business
Packed up 11 boxes of penguin today. 334 pounds total
To clarify it was boxes of books from Penguin Random House. I did not shove 334 pounds of antarctic seabird into boxes at my job
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website
people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy…what a majestic lovely coat you have…are you here to do some shopping for your master?…would you like something to eat?…hmm something seems unique about you…were you perhaps sent by the gods?…oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf…
people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
one time on youtube i saw a guy who made the Bonk atomic punch from tf2 real and it was like. a can of red bull mixed with a 5 hour energy shot and an entire tube of liquid sour candy
We should piss on the poor
How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor





